"Recipe for an Army Wife"
1 1/2 cups patience
1 lb. adaptability
3/4 cup tolerance
1 tsp. courage
A dash of adventure
Combine above ingredients. Add two tablespoons elbow grease.
Let sit alone for one year.
Marinate frequently with salty tears.
Pour off excess fat and sprinkle ever so lightly with money.
Knead dough until payday. Season with a lot of
international spices. Bake for 20 years or longer, until done.
Serve with pride!