* Where do the missing socks go?
* I am the only member in my family who seems to get my dirty clothes into the laundry baskets. Maybe they truly are invisible. And maybe I really do have super powers.
* I put that precious item in a place I knew I would never forget.....and for the life of me I can't remember where that unforgettable place is.
* Didn't I just pick up these toys?
* Someone must be hiding the dirty underwear because it's never in the laundry.
* A little person inevitably needs my assistance the moment my naked posterior is placed onto its throne.
* This is also true when I am desperatly trying to watch "my show".
* A freshly scrubbed floor demands a spill.
* A family picture always has an unhappy participant.
* When we are in a hurry or running late, chaos and mayhem lurk around every corner.
* The new recipe I worked on all day is "digustin".
* On the weekends when you can actually sleep in, the kids get up earlier than they do on school days.
* When it rains..........it pours.
8 comments:
ditto to all, sounds like my daily life around here too! where do all those missing socks go anyway? they must be in the house, but where??
You made me laugh about the one member of the family in a photo who is miserable!
Amen! True words for all mommies!
One more for your list: How come the food everyone was fighting over that day (and they complained wasn't enough) was left almost untouched today (and you cooked extra too)?
so nice to know I am not the only one who puts things in special places and then forgets where that is :) Naomi
For REAL. the dirty underwear?? What the hell????
Oh my goodness--this is so true!
So true!! The sock one, I can totally relate to that one....
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